Thursday, November 20, 2003

Give him another medal...

While delivering his regular review on Egyptian foreign policy, our noble President fainted in parliament today. Not knowing what else to do, the TV networks cut transmission, hence depriving the population of the long-awaited sight of his unconscious majesty being carried out by his ever-present bodyguard-thugs. Drat and double-drat, I wish I could have seen that one.

Imagine that, the President of the republic has lost consciousness on national TV, and instead of informing viewers of his status, they cut us off. How unfair is that? I suppose I'll have to wait for the DVD.

In any case, I hope that both the President and the national TV stations cease transmission permanently. Egypt will be much better off without them.